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Gets A Degree without Brain

postman — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:00:24 +0000

A Thermometer is not the only thing

that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN…! :p

A silent sms for all students

all the best for exams.

Addicted To Studies

postman — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:00:16 +0000

People smoke & drink for few days
and get addicted.

Look at me

I am studying since childhood
but not yet addicted to studies :p

This is called “SELF CONTROL”

How are the studies in this college

The Meaning of Study

postman — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 03:00:12 +0000

What is the meaning of Study?
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

So carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Exams Are Based On

postman — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:00:25 +0000

Most of The Exams Are Based On
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The Lecture You Missed
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The Topic You Didn’t Read.

Students Scheduled for 2012

postman — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:00:54 +0000

Dear Students
The End of The World
which is scheduled for 2012,
has been postponed to 2025,
due to some technical problem.
Pleases co-operate & do study !!

Strategy Before Exams

postman — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 07:00:45 +0000

A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors….

“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga”

You Read The Question Paper

postman — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:00:44 +0000

Height of Coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

4 In Between 5

postman — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:00:10 +0000

Teacher asked: How to write 4 in between 5?
Medical student said: Joke!
Science student said: Impossible!
Management student: Not found on Internet
Engineering student said: F(IV)E

Study All The Subjects

postman — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:00:54 +0000

If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects

then how can you expect

a single student to study all the subjects

Difference Between School & College

postman — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:00:18 +0000

A big difference b/w School & College
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If u were late in school, u had 2 sit on the last bench
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BUT
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If u were late in college, u had 2 sit on the first bench

Skips The Topics

postman — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:00:58 +0000

What’s Mutual Exclusion?

It means u skip some topics when you study

& the person who sets the paper

also skips the topics which you have studied!! :p

ridiculous topics

Feel Like Studying

postman — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:00:17 +0000

Whenever you feel like studying,

prefer a peaceful room,

just sit down and relax.
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Take a Deep Breath
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SLAP yourself and say rascal.

Whats this new HABIT.

Best Month To Study

postman — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 23:00:16 +0000

Teacher: Which Is the best month to study?

Student: Octembruary!

Teacher: Don’t be silly, there’s no such month

Student: Exactly! =P :d :p

Clever Attitude of Student

postman — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 03:00:08 +0000

Clever Attitude of Student

I got 10 questions in exam,

saying solve any 5.

I solved all the 10 and wrote

CHECK ANY 5

Rude Things To Ask

postman — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 23:00:19 +0000

Three Extremely Rude Things To Ask..
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A Man’s Wage.
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A Women’s Age.
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And…
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A Student’s Percentage…!

Best Feeling In Exam

postman — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 03:00:02 +0000

World’s best feeling:

It comes

when we see a wonderful question paper

in the examination hall

& we smile at each other

& say
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Ek vi nai andaa.

Yoga For Stressed Students

postman — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 03:00:23 +0000

Special yoga for highly stressed students

Sit on your chair bend your head back

Close your eyes slowly

Completely relax & say

Bhaar mein gayi degree!

Side Effects of Study

postman — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:00:54 +0000

Smoking Effects Lips

Drinking Effects Liver

Girls Effects Heart

But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Direct Coma ….:-D

Avoid it..

Our Education System

postman — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:00:23 +0000

Our education system has a drawback;

It does not teach us teamwork.

And

When we make efforts for working as a team

by solving our tests collaboratively,

they call it cheating….!!

Reasons To Give Exam

postman — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:00:23 +0000

3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

Boys Do In Exam

postman — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 03:00:29 +0000

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall
1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans & tube lights
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next Exams

Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.And just Write
Aata ho ya na aata ho….

Door of Examination Hall

postman — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:00:51 +0000

A warning message written on the door of examination hall.

“TIME will pass, but will you ?”

Searching The Book

postman — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:00:27 +0000

If I have 8 hours to cut a tree,

i will spend 7 hours in sharping the axe.

(LINCOLN)

“If we have 8 hours to study,

we will spend 7 hours searching the book

(NALAIQC0N)

Performed By Professionals

postman — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:00:49 +0000

The below mentioned action

is performed by highly trained professionals.

So please don’t try this at home..
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STUDY! xD

Funniest Situation In Student Life

postman — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:00:11 +0000

The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life

We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper

And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,

Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.

Easy Physics

postman — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:57:35 +0000

Physics would have been much easier..

if…

if..

If..

Tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. :-

Life While Doing MBBS

postman — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:46:00 +0000

Life While Doing MBBS

1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.

2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!

3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.

4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.

5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.

HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!

JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!

WAIT A MINT!

SOMETHING IS MISSING,

OHH! MERI JAWANI.

letter by a little kid

postman — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:55:27 +0000

Cutest letter by a little kid:

Dear maths!

Please grow up and

solve your problems yourself.

jab light ho out of control

postman — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:00:13 +0000

Jab light ho out of control,

tu khirki darwaze khool,

khirki darwaze khool,

Chanda mama ko bol!

“ALL IzZ wELL”

WAPDA kia jane student ka kya hoga?

Tayari karega ya paseny me hoga?

Koi na jany inka result kiya ho ga?

To Candle jala, UPS chala

ya Generator chala k bol “Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.

main onoo vaikhi janda C

postman — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:55:54 +0000

Main onoo vaikhi janda C

O Mainoo vaikhi jandi C

Dil oada vi ghabranda C

dil mera vi ghabranda C

Kyun K,

na onoo paper anda C

na mainoo paper anda C

when we sit down to study

postman — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:55:41 +0000

SO TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,

everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall

sweet melody to sleep

postman — Mon, 31 May 2010 11:00:10 +0000

If all the musicians of this world

join together & make a sweet melody

to facilitate sleep,

They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS

all things come to end

postman — Sun, 30 May 2010 03:00:50 +0000

Flower dies,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to end,

But this studdy

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Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat

Things Should Not Be Asked

postman — Sat, 15 May 2010 11:00:08 +0000

3 Things That Should Not Be Asked

1: A Man’s Salary

2: A Girl’s Age

3: Paper Kaisa Howa

It really Hurts :’(

find time to study

postman — Sat, 01 May 2010 18:55:20 +0000

William Studyfear said:

‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!

I don’t know how people find time to study…!;-)

Pakistani Students

postman — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:00:01 +0000

Prove that 2/10=2
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Japanese student:
Wrong question.
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Indian student:
No Way
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American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
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Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten =
wo / en
T se T cancel.

w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
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e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter
So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
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Pakistani only asks what answer you want.

Dedicated to all Pakistani students:-)

exams should be given on mobiles

postman — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:55:20 +0000

To save paper, exams should be given

on mobiles instead of sheets

coz students have more

typing speed than writing speed.

WOt an Idea!

Education Related Songs

postman — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:00:32 +0000

Education Related Songs:

School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.

Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.

Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen

Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.

Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana hai peche.

Fail= Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

if you pass in exams

postman — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:00:26 +0000

Dad : If you pass in exams,

I’ll gift you one cycle

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will gift 100 cycles

Son: Why?

Dad: Fer mera puttar dukan kholey ga cyclan di..

one day before exam

postman — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:00:22 +0000

A genius is one who can do in one day

what others do in hundred days!

Just like us!

we cover our course in one day before exam

teachers take the whole year

Thanx for Coming to Examination Hall

postman — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:32:08 +0000

Exam Patterns:

In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.

2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions

2015: Only Read Questions

2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)

saari mehnat zaya ho jaati

Bravo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:00:09 +0000

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai

tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.

Beta: ye tou acha hua dady

me ne pura sal nai parha

warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.

MOHABBAT un se nai ki jaati

Convince Them or Confuse Them

postman — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:00:23 +0000

The Law Says

“If U Can’t Convince Them

Then At least Confuse Them”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

This Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

waste half of our life

Bravo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:00:10 +0000

Education is an organized system

through which we waste half of our life

to learn how to waste

the remaining half of our life!

offer valid till exam last

Bravo — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:52 +0000

Take chit in the exam,

scratch and show to your nearest teacher

win a trip to principal’s office

and enjoy 3 days holiday at home

Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay

Laiq — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:00:31 +0000

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain

Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Laiq — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:29 +0000

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna

Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna

Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein

Bethe Rahe Aur Exam

Over Ho Gaya

suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

Laiq — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:00:38 +0000

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho

to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai

or agar aesa nahi hua

exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….

suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

Laiq — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:00:36 +0000

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai

HAPPY

…….ENDINGS

Sorry Bashir Saab

Laiq — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:00:09 +0000

Father to son:

If You don’t pass your Exams this time

Dont call me DAD,

After some days……..

Father:How is your result?

Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.