Addicted To Studies
People smoke & drink for few days and get addicted. Look at me . . . . . I am studying since childhood but not yet addicted to studies :p This is called “SELF CONTROL”
The Meaning of Study
What is the meaning of Study? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life So carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Exams Are Based On
Most of The Exams Are Based On . . . . . . . . . The Lecture You Missed Or The Topic You Didn’t Read.
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Students Scheduled for 2012
Dear Students The End of The World which is scheduled for 2012, has been postponed to 2025, due to some technical problem. Pleases co-operate & do study !!
Strategy Before Exams
A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors. 2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors. on the day of exam… We become authors…. “sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga”
You Read The Question Paper
Height of Coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands…. 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths…… 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
4 In Between 5
Teacher asked: How to write 4 in between 5? Medical student said: Joke! Science student said: Impossible! Management student: Not found on Internet Engineering student said: F(IV)E
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