why is the DBA so rich
Q: why is the DBA so rich? A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
CPU say to
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices? A: You fill up my senses…
An Unknown Virus
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
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keep a programmer
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day? A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.
astronaut’s favourite place
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer? * * * * * A. The spacebar!
compute addiction
U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage. Ur dog has its own website. And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!