SMS Glitz : The Glittering SMS » Blonde SMS http://www.smsglitz.com Free Text Messages Love, Friendship, Funny, Naughty, Romantic, Good Morning, Good Night Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:00:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 If I could swim, I d come out there and kick your butt! http://www.smsglitz.com/blonde-sms/if-i-could-swim-i-d-come-out-there-and-kick-your-butt/ http://www.smsglitz.com/blonde-sms/if-i-could-swim-i-d-come-out-there-and-kick-your-butt/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:52:38 +0000 iPhone http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=512
  • Kick off ur shoes
    • ]]>     There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
    She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.
    She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
    The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing?” It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name.
    If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

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  • Exams ki full tayyari ho gayi
    • ]]>     Q: How do you sink a
    submarine full of blondes?

    A: Knock on the door.

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