Mamu, tu kitna pada hai
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to, apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti, apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot [...]
woh apnay bachpan ka dost
CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega
bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai. MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi [...]
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