SMS Glitz : The Glittering SMS » Bhai Style Sms http://www.smsglitz.com Free Text Messages Love, Friendship, Funny, Naughty, Romantic, Good Morning, Good Night Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:00:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Apun wishing you a wonderful Holi http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-wishing-you-a-wonderful-holi/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-wishing-you-a-wonderful-holi/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:20:56 +0000 iPhone http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=6716
  • Apun wishing you a wonderful
  • Tum apun ko itna sms
  • Apun dono ka dosti
    • ]]>     Apun wishing you a wonderful,

    Super-duper,

    Zabardast,

    Xtra-badhiya,

    Xtra special,

    Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

    Bole to ekdum jhakaas

    “Happy Holi“

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-wishing-you-a-wonderful-holi/feed/ 0     bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi” http://www.smsglitz.com/diwali-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakaas-happy-diwali/ http://www.smsglitz.com/diwali-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakaas-happy-diwali/#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:15:46 +0000 iPhone http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=3553
  • Bole to ekdum jhakas style
  • BOOM HAPPY DIWALI 2008
  • Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali 2008″
    • ]]>     Apun wishing u a wonderful,

    super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya,

    xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,

    bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

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    2. BOOM HAPPY DIWALI 2008
    3. Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali 2008″

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/diwali-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakaas-happy-diwali/feed/ 2     Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:00:19 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=10454
  • Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti
  • Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
  • Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
    • ]]>     MAMU:

    Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

    GIRL:

    Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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    2. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
    3. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai/feed/ 0     Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein-kya-jantey-ho/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein-kya-jantey-ho/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:00:18 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=10451
  • Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein
  • Gandhi G Birthday
  • Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
    • ]]>     PROFESSOR

    Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

    MUNNA BHAI

    Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,

    par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein-kya-jantey-ho/feed/ 0     Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/teri-dosti-sala-apun-ko-itni-pasand-hy-jaisy/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/teri-dosti-sala-apun-ko-itni-pasand-hy-jaisy/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:00:01 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=9995
  • Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
  • Apun dono ka dosti
  • Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti
    • ]]>     Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy

    Ullu ko Raat

    Dentist ko Daant

    Gadhy ko Laat

    Raja ko Gaddi

    Kutty ko Haddi

    Aur

    Aur

    Aur

    Nangay ko Chaddi.

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    2. Apun dono ka dosti
    3. Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/teri-dosti-sala-apun-ko-itni-pasand-hy-jaisy/feed/ 0     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:00:22 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=9515
  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
  • bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
  • Bole to ekdum jhakas style
    • ]]>     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

    Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

    Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

    Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele/feed/ 0     Chanda Mama so Gaye http://www.smsglitz.com/good-morning-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye-2/ http://www.smsglitz.com/good-morning-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye-2/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:00:20 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=9512
  • Chanda mama so gaye
  • Mama Papa Di Jaan
  • hum uth gaye hain
    • ]]>     “Chanda Mama so Gaye,

    Student sarey jage.

    Dekho pakdo yaron,

    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

    Shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

    ”Good Morning”

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    2. Mama Papa Di Jaan
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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/good-morning-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye-2/feed/ 0     Ab itni night ko apun tere ko http://www.smsglitz.com/good-night-sms/ab-itni-night-ko-apun-tere-ko/ http://www.smsglitz.com/good-night-sms/ab-itni-night-ko-apun-tere-ko/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:00:18 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=9509
  • Tum apun ko itna sms
  • Apun dono ka dosti
  • Apun bola narak
    • ]]>     Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

    Kisi film ki kahani sunane

    K liye msg to karega nahin.

    Common sense ki baat hai k

    Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

    Chal ludak le..

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    2. Apun dono ka dosti
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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/good-night-sms/ab-itni-night-ko-apun-tere-ko/feed/ 0     Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/ye-doctor-log-operation-karne-se-pehle/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/ye-doctor-log-operation-karne-se-pehle/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:00:42 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=9462
  • Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
  • theater for operation
  • Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye
    • ]]>     MUNNA BHAI:

    “Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle

    PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain?

    CIRCUIT:”Bole Tou Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Isliye.”

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/ye-doctor-log-operation-karne-se-pehle/feed/ 0     Ay-Mamu http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/8675/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/8675/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000 Laiq http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=8675
  • Mamu, tu kitna pada hai
  • Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     Ay-Mamu

    Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai

    B0le To
    Ek Dum Khalas

    Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
    6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL

    Warna Khalas.!

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/8675/feed/ 2     imaginary wife http://www.smsglitz.com/cool-sms/imaginary-wife/ http://www.smsglitz.com/cool-sms/imaginary-wife/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:18:52 +0000 Bravo http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=5660
  • my wife is so naughty
  • My wife is too good
  • wife hit her husband with frying pan
    • ]]>     A poem for bachelor boys:

    Aisi apni wife hot,

    5.5″ jis ki hight ho,

    Chehra jis ka bright ho,

    Weight jis ka light ho,

    Thori si wo quiet ho,

    Beauty multiply by twice ho,

    Favorite color white ho,

    Makeup thora light ho,

    Zulfein dynamite hot,

    Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

    jaise Coke Diet ho,

    Saari pehan kar jab chalay,

    tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,

    Agar aisi apni wife ho,

    To kia haseen apni life ho.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/cool-sms/imaginary-wife/feed/ 2     munna bhai mbbs http://www.smsglitz.com/friendship-sms/munna-bhai-mbbs/ http://www.smsglitz.com/friendship-sms/munna-bhai-mbbs/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:14 +0000 Bravo http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=5614
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai
  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai
    • ]]>     Apun tera dost,

    Dost bole to bhai,

    Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,

    Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,

    MBBS bole to Doctor,

    Doctor bole to kya?

    Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.

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    2. EXam’s song by Munna bhai
    3. EXam’s song by Munna bhai

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/friendship-sms/munna-bhai-mbbs/feed/ 0     Kya re!Aasmani kabutar! http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-reaasmani-kabutar/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-reaasmani-kabutar/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:25:25 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=465 Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!
    Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
    Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
    Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-reaasmani-kabutar/feed/ 0     Taeray ko nahi pata kay http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/taeray-ko-nahi-pata-kay/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/taeray-ko-nahi-pata-kay/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:24:50 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=464
  • Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi
    • ]]>     Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela
    is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/taeray-ko-nahi-pata-kay/feed/ 0     sabse smart koun: TUM http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/sabse-smart-koun-tum/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/sabse-smart-koun-tum/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:24:21 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=463
  • Those who are too smart
    • ]]>     sabse smart koun: TUM
    sabse strong koun: TUM
    in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
    Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
    HUM TUM

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/sabse-smart-koun-tum/feed/ 0     Tera bahot memory aa rela tha http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tera-bahot-memory-aa-rela-tha/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tera-bahot-memory-aa-rela-tha/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:23:44 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=462 Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
    Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
    Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
    miss to karega

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tera-bahot-memory-aa-rela-tha/feed/ 1     Bole to ekdum jhakas style http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakas-style/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakas-style/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:23:41 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=461
  • bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
  • lovely style to wish birthday
    • ]]>     Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
    Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,
    Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,
    Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-to-ekdum-jhakas-style/feed/ 0     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:23:38 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=459
  • bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai
    • ]]>     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
    Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
    bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai!

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms/feed/ 1     Chanda mama so gaye http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:23:34 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=458 Chanda mama so gaye,
    Suraj Chachu Jage,
    Subah ho gayee mamu…
    bole to Good Morning

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/chanda-mama-so-gaye/feed/ 1     7 wonders of the world http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/7-wonders-of-the-world/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/7-wonders-of-the-world/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:21:33 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=460
  • Nothing in this world
  • To the outside world
    • ]]>     7 wonders of the world.
    Bole to
    1. apun,
    2. apunki smile ,
    3. apunka estyle,
    4. apunki face,
    5. apunka nature,
    6. apunka msgs, aur
    7. bole to TUM apun ka friend.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/7-wonders-of-the-world/feed/ 0     Apun ek sher bolega http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-ek-sher-bolega/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-ek-sher-bolega/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:19:59 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=446
  • Tum apun ko itna sms
  • Apun dono ka dosti
  • Apun bola narak
    • ]]>     Apun ek sher bolega,
    Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
    Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
    Band karne ka tube light,
    Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-ek-sher-bolega/feed/ 0     Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mamu-apun-ki-yaad-nahi/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mamu-apun-ki-yaad-nahi/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:19:22 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=445
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
  • Mamu, tu kitna pada hai
  • Tum apun ko itna sms
    • ]]>     Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
    Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
    Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mamu-apun-ki-yaad-nahi/feed/ 0     Apun bola narak http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-bola-narak/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-bola-narak/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:18:56 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=444
  • Tum apun ko itna sms
  • Apun dono ka dosti
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta?
    Swarg ya narak?
    Apun bola narak.
    Maloom kyon?
    Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
    Bole to jidhar tum,
    woich apna swarg hoga.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-bola-narak/feed/ 0     Abe circuite bata http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abe-circuite-bata/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abe-circuite-bata/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:18:22 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=443 Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata,
    agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
    Circuit: simple he na bhai,
    bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/abe-circuite-bata/feed/ 1     Tum apun ko itna sms http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:17:56 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=442
  • Apun dono ka dosti
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
    Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
    Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
    Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms/feed/ 0     Kya mast air chal raele http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mast-air-chal-raele/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mast-air-chal-raele/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:17:28 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=441 Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele hai
    Shaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/kya-mast-air-chal-raele/feed/ 2     Mere Kitne SMS mile http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mere-kitne-sms-mile/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mere-kitne-sms-mile/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:17:01 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=440 Mere Kitne SMS mile?
    Bahut saare?
    Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
    Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha -
    DHISHKYOUN!

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mere-kitne-sms-mile/feed/ 0     A Wonderful Super http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/a-wonderful-super/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/a-wonderful-super/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:16:39 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=439 Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/a-wonderful-super/feed/ 0     Mamu, tu kitna pada hai http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mamu-tu-kitna-pada-hai/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mamu-tu-kitna-pada-hai/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:31:36 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=193
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
    MAMU: B.A.
    MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/mamu-tu-kitna-pada-hai/feed/ 1     Apun dono ka dosti http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-dono-ka-dosti/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-dono-ka-dosti/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:30:50 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=192
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
    Jhakz bole to,
    apun hira 2 moti,
    Apun sabji 2 roti,
    apun pani 2 tanki,
    Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/apun-dono-ka-dosti/feed/ 0     Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:29:57 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=191
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
    MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.
    Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
    PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
    MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/gandhi-jayanti-ke-baray-mein/feed/ 0     Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bapu-ne-bola-tha-ke-kabhi-jhoot/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bapu-ne-bola-tha-ke-kabhi-jhoot/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:29:18 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=190
  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to
    • ]]>     CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
    Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bapu-ne-bola-tha-ke-kabhi-jhoot/feed/ 0     woh apnay bachpan ka dost http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/woh-apnay-bachpan-ka-dost/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/woh-apnay-bachpan-ka-dost/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:28:36 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=189
  • MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
    • ]]>     CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
    Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
    MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
    CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

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    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/woh-apnay-bachpan-ka-dost/feed/ 0     bole toh yeh Ford kya hai http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-toh-yeh-ford-kya-hai/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-toh-yeh-ford-kya-hai/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:28:01 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=188 MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
    MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael,
    Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/bole-toh-yeh-ford-kya-hai/feed/ 1     MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/munna-bhai-mamu-apun-bachpan-mein-dus/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/munna-bhai-mamu-apun-bachpan-mein-dus/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:27:24 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=187 MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
    MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
    MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
    MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
    MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
    CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
    SHORT
    CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    ]]>     http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/munna-bhai-mamu-apun-bachpan-mein-dus/feed/ 0     PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/principal-agar-koi-ladka/ http://www.smsglitz.com/bhai-style-sms/principal-agar-koi-ladka/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 14:26:50 +0000 DreamGirl http://www.smsglitz.com/?p=186 PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine,
    2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

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