Apun wishing you a wonderful Holi
Apun wishing you a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy Holi“
bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy Ullu ko Raat Dentist ko Daant Gadhy ko Laat Raja ko Gaddi Kutty ko Haddi Aur Aur Aur Nangay ko Chaddi.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Chanda Mama so Gaye
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji Shuru ho gayi MAAMU. ”Good Morning”
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