By postman on April 24, 2012
A women playing golf, hit a man nearby,
He put his hands together between his legs,
fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relive
his pain as she was a doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away,
unzipped hid pants
& put her hands inside.
She massaged tenderly for a few mintes
& asked: How does it feel?
He replied: Feels great,
but I think my thumb is broken.
Posted in Naughty SMS |
By postman on April 24, 2012
Faith makes every thing possible in life
and Love makes everything beautiful around.
I pray both remain in your life 4ever.”
Posted in Wish You SMS |
By postman on April 24, 2012
Have A Vanilla Morning
With Strawberry SMS
Chocolaty Calls &
Buterscotch Thoughts
Fruity Funs With Mango Joys..
Wish you Icecream Day.
Posted in Good Morning SMS |
By postman on April 23, 2012
Aaj Ka Din Bhi Darr-O-Baam Ko Takte Guzra….,
Aaj Ki Raat Bhi Yaadon Main Ganwa Di Jaye……!!!
*…Good Night…*
Posted in Good Night SMS |
By postman on April 23, 2012
We always worry about our looks…
But The truth is that
it neither matters to those who Love us
nor to those who don’t Love us.
Posted in Cool SMS |
By postman on April 23, 2012
Posted in Marriage SMS |
By postman on April 23, 2012
“Ye s0ach kar subha sab ko yaad karte hein hum..!
(‘_’) æ dost
<))>
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shayd koi nashty ka hi poch ly”.!
Posted in Good Morning SMS |