test of a friend
A friends cannot be considered a friend
unless he is tested on 3 occasions:
1: In the time of need.
2: Behind your back.
3: After your death.
A friends cannot be considered a friend
unless he is tested on 3 occasions:
1: In the time of need.
2: Behind your back.
3: After your death.
Hundred words of a true friend
can never give pain.
But a true friend’s silence can give
hundred tears in your eyes.
So, Hamesha Bak Bak Kartay Rehna!!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
People say:
Its difficult to get a friend naturally.
Because the good ones like you
already mine and
great ones like me
are already yours.
why do women wear watches
on their right hand and
men on their left hand…?
?
?
?
?
?
To see the time.. ![]()