Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Loading ...Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...True Relation
when someone hurts you
and you didn’t hurt back.
When someone shouts at you
and you didn’t shout back.
But when someone needs you
you always come back.
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