TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ….
Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Use
Great Nation of Our Country
We live in a country where
Pizza reaches at home faster than ambulance and police,
You get car loan 10% and education loan 20%,
Rice is Rs 90/- per kg but Sim Card is free
Footwears, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms
but vegetables, we eat, are sold at footpath,
We make lemon juices with artificial flavors
and dish wash liquids with real lemon,
A person with M.A/M.Sc Degree is jobless
but a person with no education is MNA/MPA.
What a GREAT NATION… ?
THINK ABOUT CHANGE
MENU TERA FONE NAI AYA
Aj V Yar Skoon Nai Aaya
MENU TERA FONe Nai AYA
Eni V Ki Beprwai?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni aai
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fone nai aya
J Nai Balance Te ethon Kllaan?
Fer Kran Gy Raj Raj Gllaan..
Kede Lyi, Ay Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fone nai aya
J Dil Kidhre La Betha ain
Meri Yad pulaa Betha ain
Mere Gal Wich Pa De Phaya
Menu Tera Fone nai aya
Aj Dehari Oukhi Langi
Na E Surma, Te Na E Kanghi
Zulfan Nu V Tail Nai Laya
MENU TERA FONE Nai aya
Save The Relation
People says that no sorry, no thanks
in friendship or in relationship.
But reality is that
these 2 words save the relation.
Male In Female
There is “MALE” in “FEMALE”
“HE” in “SHE”
“MEN” in “Women”
Why?..
Because,
Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.
Cannot Be Answerd By Google
Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York:
“Always belive in God,
because there are some questions in grave
that cannot be answerd by Google.”
Pathan Ki Dosti
1 PANTHAN achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga
Bv:- Aj kal 2 cigrate pee raha ho, Q???
Pathan: Dost ki yad aa rahihai, Hum 2ono sath petay thay, Isleye 2 pee raha hu
Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya???
Pathan: Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein na cigrate chorr di hai: