Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

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What is the fastest thing in world?

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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Singh in every sardar’s name

Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

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Inam kis ko mile ga?

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

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Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

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