master key

Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have

a different girl every week, he’s a legend,

but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,

then it’s a master key,

but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,

then it’s a shitty lock.

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