Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… 
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… 
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well…
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?
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