SMS Glitz : The Glittering SMS

Good Night Bed

postman — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:00:33 +0000

:”:”:”: GOOD:”:”:”:
:”:”:”:NIGHT:”:”:”:

Ab kiya Neeche BED Bhi laga k don.
**Chalo s0jao**

Do Not Make Noise

postman — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:00:12 +0000

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

Good Morning Knock

postman — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:00:31 +0000

Knock Knock Knock,
Open The Door It’s Me.
Come To Wish You.
A Sweet Breeze, Dew Sunshine
& My Lots of Prayers.

Good Morning

Khamoshi Mein Doobi Raat

postman — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:00:34 +0000

Aey Haalat-e-Khamoshi Mein Doobi Raat Alvida
Aagr Zinda Rahay To Kal Dekhain Gey
Teray Urooj-E-Aftab Ka Ek Aur Manzar,
Good Night

Hide Tears With Smile

postman — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:00:01 +0000

The hardest moments are not those
when tears flow from eyes!
It’s when you have to hide those tears
in your eyes with a smile on lips!

The Light of FRIDAY

postman — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:00:27 +0000

May the light of FRIDAY shine in your house
&
strength of faith stay in your Heart
&
may ALLAH showers his blessings
on you on this Holy Day!!

JUMA MUBARAK

Good Night SMS Received

postman — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:00:32 +0000

Keypad
locked

press unlock
and
then *

Now press*

Keypad
activated

1message
received

opening
message…

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GOOD NIGHT

Your Friends Are Enough

postman — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:00:23 +0000

Never say anything bad about urself
your friends are enough
to debate on this topic

Password of Your Smile

postman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:00:42 +0000

Caring Words of IT Student….!
I will hack your tears.
Just give me the password of your smile.

Raat Ka Salam Humara

postman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:00:39 +0000

Soo Jao Mat Dekho Raat Ka NAZARA
Hawa Bhi Thnndi Mosam Bhi Ha PYARA

Nikal Gaya Chand, Chamak Gaya Har SITARA
Qabol Ho Aap Ko Raat Ka Salam Humara..!

% GÖÖD NiGhT %

Golden Rules For Successful Life

postman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:00:10 +0000

Golden rules for successful life

1-Be honest when in poverty

2-Be simple when in wealth

3-Be polite when in authority

4-Be silent when in anger

Sincere Friends Are Like Blood

postman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:00:43 +0000

Sincere friends are like blood,
though they are not seen over skin,
but
they come out when we are wounded.

Some Days Are Very Special

postman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:00:07 +0000

Days come and pass by you
but some days are very special
bcoz on those days some people came on earth,
whom existence make a strong place
in your heart and become the part of life,
from those days one day is your birthday.
I just want to wish you that
this year will bring all happiness, joys
and success in your life and may GOD
keep away all your sorrows and
there will be a shining smile
always remains on your face.
Happy Birthday !!!

Age of Your Father

postman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:00:52 +0000

Teacher: What is the age of your father?
Boy: The same age as mine,
Teacher: How?
Boy: When I was born,
same day he became father.

To See A New Day

postman — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:00:19 +0000

As I open my eyes..
I thank to GOD for
allowing me to see a new day,
&
to wish the sweet & nice people
like you!
Good Morning

Empty Pockets Teaches You

postman — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:00:50 +0000

Empty pockets teaches you
a million things in life.
But,
Full pokets spoils you
in a million ways.

Khawabon Ki Tijarat Kar K

postman — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:00:13 +0000

“Kabhi Jazbon Kabhi Khawabon Ki Tijarat Kar K”
“Dil Ne Dukh Dard Kamaye Hain Muhabbat Kr K”

“Tum Jab Aao Gay To Mehfooz Milain Gay Tum Ko”
“Hum Ne Dafnaye Hain Kuch Khawab Amanat Kar K”

“Ek Zara Si Bhol Hui Or Usy Kho Bethy”
“Hum Ne Paya Tha Jise Barson Ibadat Kar K”

Who Is The Father

postman — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:00:19 +0000

Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second!

To Find Out Right

postman — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 07:00:31 +0000

Argument is bad and discussion is good.

Because ARGUMENT is to find out
“WHO IS RIGHT”

DISCUSSION is to find out
“WHAT IS RIGHT”

Fully Trust A Person

postman — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:00:35 +0000

When you fully trust a person

without any doubt.

You’ll finally get one of 2 results

“A Person for Life”
Or
“A Lesson for Life”

Gentle Touch of Sunrise

postman — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:00:45 +0000

Good Morning

Feel The Freshness

and

Gentle Touch of Sunrise.

Lie Is Like A Pain Killer

postman — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:00:52 +0000

Truth is like surgery.
It may hurt, but it cures.

lie is like a pain killer.
It gives relief for little time
but shows its side effects later.

Good Way To Change

postman — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:00:20 +0000

A good way to change someone’s attitude
is to change your own attitude

Because

the same sun that melts snow
also hardens the clay.!

Life is as you think,
so think Beautiful.!

Magically Wake Up On A Bed

postman — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:00:38 +0000

Best childhood Memory
You fall asleep on a sofa and
magically wake up on a bed..
Good Morning

Worst Day Of Your Future

postman — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:00:25 +0000

The Most Beautiful Blessing
That I Wish For You…

“May The Worst Day Of Your Future Be Better,
Than The Best Day Of Your Past. .”

Your Presentaion and Your Intentions

postman — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:00:15 +0000

No matter how noble your intentions are…
people judge you by your presentation.

and

No matter how perfect your presentation is…
GOD judges you by your intentions…

Love Has No Limit

postman — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:00:02 +0000

GOD Love Has No Limit

GOD Grace Has No Measure

GOD Power Knows No Boundaries

May You Have GOD Endless Blessings

Today & Forever.

Opportunity of Happier Tomorrow

postman — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:00:35 +0000

Be grateful that you don’t have everything you want,
Because it means you still have an opportunity
to be happier tomorrow than you are today.
Good Night

Dancing On The Street

postman — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 03:00:29 +0000

If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the rich should be dancing on the street.
But only poor kids do that.
So always happy and keep smiling.

Never Start Your Day

postman — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:12 +0000

Never Start Your Day
With Broken Pieces Of YESTERDAY.
It Will Definitely Destroy Your Wonderful TODAY
And Will Ruin Your Great TOMORROW!
Good Morning

Teri Nigahon Se Wasta

postman — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:00:58 +0000

Jab Se Para Hai Teri Nigahon Se Wasta

Aati Nahi Hai Neend Sitaron Se Pooch Lo.

Good Night

Rule Over The Hearts Forever

postman — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:00:35 +0000

Your wealth, beauty and status are
to be remembered for some time,
But your good attitude will
rule over the hearts forever.

Remember You Only In Need

postman — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:00:14 +0000

Never feel bad if people remember you only in need,

feel privileged that you come in their mind

like candle in darkness of their life.

Salman Khan SMS Series

postman — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:00:21 +0000

Salman Khan SMS Series

VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga

WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta.

DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or Konsa Delete Kare.

READY SMS: Duniya Me Tumhe Sab Se Zayada SMS Sirf 3 Log Karenge:
I, ME and MYSELF.

BODYGUARD SMS: Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mere SMS Mujhe Send Mat Karna.

King of Love Salman Khan

No Right To Blame

postman — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:00:02 +0000

If you never thank GOD
after every smile

Then

You have no right
to blame Him
for any tear.

All Girls Are Beautiful

postman — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:00:55 +0000

All girls are beautiful
after lights are switched off…(shakespear)
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.
All boys are innocent
before lights are switched off..! (shakespear’s wife)

Always Keep Going On

postman — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:00:11 +0000

Successful people always keep going on
2 achieve their goals.
A certain bad phase
should not weaken your strength or determination.

Addicted To Studies

postman — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:00:16 +0000

People smoke & drink for few days
and get addicted.

Look at me

I am studying since childhood
but not yet addicted to studies :p

This is called “SELF CONTROL”

How are the studies in this college

Gravity Is Stronger At Morning

postman — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:00:25 +0000

Do you know,
that gravity is stronger at
morning….?
It is a proven fact,
It is so hard to get up from the bed..!!

GOOD MORNING

Feelings To Play

postman — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:00:15 +0000

Out of all the toys in the world,
people choose
Feelings to play with..!

Two Ways To Rule A Girl

postman — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:00:45 +0000

There are Two Ways
To Rule A Girl or Women
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And nobody knows them.

Jo Ruk Jao To Tanha Ho

postman — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:00:27 +0000

kuch panchi jhund me urty hon,
aur rasta bhi kuch mushkil ho

kuch door ufaq pe manzil ho
Ik panchhi ghayal ho jae
or be-dam ho kar gir jae

to rishty-natay, piyary sab
kab uski khaatir rukty hen?

is dunya ki hay reet yahi,
jo saath chalo to saath bohat
jo ruk jao to tanha ho.

Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Use

postman — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:00:35 +0000

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
.

SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ….

Great Nation of Our Country

postman — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:00:53 +0000

We live in a country where

Pizza reaches at home faster than ambulance and police,

You get car loan 10% and education loan 20%,

Rice is Rs 90/- per kg but Sim Card is free

Footwears, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms
but vegetables, we eat, are sold at footpath,

We make lemon juices with artificial flavors
and dish wash liquids with real lemon,

A person with M.A/M.Sc Degree is jobless
but a person with no education is MNA/MPA.

What a GREAT NATION… ?
THINK ABOUT CHANGE

MENU TERA FONE NAI AYA

postman — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:00:18 +0000

Aj V Yar Skoon Nai Aaya
MENU TERA FONe Nai AYA

Eni V Ki Beprwai?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni aai
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fone nai aya

J Nai Balance Te ethon Kllaan?
Fer Kran Gy Raj Raj Gllaan..
Kede Lyi, Ay Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fone nai aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha ain
Meri Yad pulaa Betha ain
Mere Gal Wich Pa De Phaya
Menu Tera Fone nai aya

Aj Dehari Oukhi Langi
Na E Surma, Te Na E Kanghi
Zulfan Nu V Tail Nai Laya
MENU TERA FONE Nai aya

Save The Relation

postman — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:00:15 +0000

People says that no sorry, no thanks
in friendship or in relationship.
But reality is that
these 2 words save the relation.

Male In Female

postman — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:00:35 +0000

There is “MALE” in “FEMALE”
“HE” in “SHE”
“MEN” in “Women”

Why?..

Because,

Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.

Cannot Be Answerd By Google

postman — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:00:45 +0000

Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York:
“Always belive in God,
because there are some questions in grave
that cannot be answerd by Google.”

Pathan Ki Dosti

postman — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:00:24 +0000

1 PANTHAN achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga

Bv:- Aj kal 2 cigrate pee raha ho, Q???

Pathan: Dost ki yad aa rahihai, Hum 2ono sath petay thay, Isleye 2 pee raha hu

Kuch din baad wo pathan 1 cigrate peene laga

Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya???

Pathan: Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein na cigrate chorr di hai:

I Want To Fail

postman — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:00:54 +0000

Girl: I want to fail in the exams.

Friends: Why?

Girl: My daddy said;
he will bring me a Loptop if I came 1st,
If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone

and

If I fail, I got married…