Cry as hard as you want to.

But just make sure that

when you stop crying

you will never cry again for the same reason!

Can I make a call to my wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

When you try to add,
they are the same.

When you subtract,
they are again same.

but when you try to divide,
its just impossible!

I love you my Zero’z

their mistakes never change our feelings,

because its the mind that gets angry,

But the heart still loves them !!!

I look horrible,

fat and ugly,

please say something nice to me.

Husband: Your eye sight is perfect!

This is the main reason

behind the most broken relations

So keep disturbing those

whom you never wanna lose in your life.

because if you fail next time

so many lips are waiting to say,

your previous victory was luck only.

It Takes Away Today’s Peace.

So Don’t Worry For Anything And

Keep Your Life Moving With A Smile.

of your success compared to others,

Because construction of a Pyramid

takes more time than an ordinary building….!

May Differ But They

Yield The Same BRIGHTNESS.

Its Not The Matter Of your Position,

But Your Ability That SHINES!

We must remember our

aim at every moment.

If you dream to fly with Eagles,

don’t waste time in swimming with ducks……..!

will always do two things extremely for you.

Silently Caring

&

Openly Hurting

to make you Perfect.

It’s been a long time you are using GSM mobile.

Do you know the full form of “SIM”?

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Answer: Subscriber Identity Module

a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.

Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

1. Moments that have been attached in my heart

2. Red 4 prosperity, Green 4 happiness

3. 1 din baad aap laal, peele, hare, kaale ho jaoge

4. Sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai

5. me ja ja jovu hu, mane tharo chahero dikhto hai

6. Is holi pe useh rangne jaana hai-Rang-e-mohabbat

7. Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad:Happy Holi Kal rat Ke Bad

8. Rang barse bhige chunar wali

9. Na zuban se, Na nigaho se, Na Gifts se

but it is not built for it!

So don’t limit yourself & always take risks!

Because success is beyond the risks.

New sponsor is “Always Ultra”

Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!

Once Upon A Time

There Was A Country

Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power

But Did Not Have Electric Power.

Live Long Pakistan.

Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)

Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)

Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)

Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

“Happy Holi“

where you give and you get.

It is a beautiful feeling for someone.

Where you like to give, even if you don’t get.

H_O_L_I

BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA

KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR

AAJ KARE SO AB

NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA

PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.

aur tum karo whole lotta fun!

wishing you a happy & colour full holi

A drop of blue to cool the hue.

A tinge of red for warmth

&

zest for a colorful HOLI!

Happy & colorful Holi

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

pee key bhaang,

laaga k thora thora sa rang,

baaja ke dholak aur mridang,

khele holi hum tere sang.

HOLI MUBARAK

instead tell yourself
“KEEP DREAMING AND MAKE IT A REALITY.”

S o c h o

G h o r

K a r o

O r

Y a d  k a r o

K

L a s t   S M S

K ab

K i y a  t h a

Khud hi sharm aye gi apni kanjosi par.

to listen anything without loosing

your temper or self-confidence,

it means you’ve become Educated.

I really hate to be alone.

But its better than being hurt again.

could never sink a ship

unless it gets inside.

Likewise all the pressures of life

can never hurt you,

unless you let them in.

Ability can take you at the top.

But

It is character which keeps you at the top.

It start when you don’t need it

and ends when you need it the most.

We never thank ALLAH after every smile

but we do blame HIM for every tear we cry.

Strange but true.

when you cried &

that made your mom happy..

when the stars are shining and the flowers are dew!
“I pray to God to takecare of U”

when the sun is sleeping and the clouds are in queue!
“I pray to God to takecare of U”

when the stones r milky and on waterfall the water flew!
“I pray to God to takecare of U”

when tears r more and laughter’s are few
“I pray to God to takecare of U”

I am still alone.

How could this be,

you are not here with me.

Every day I think & get the feeling.

Something whisper in my ears &

say am here with you.

you are not alone.

Rewrite the following words in correct order.

1- eomr  (a city)

2- roituad  (a pRofession)

3- orlyr  (a vehicle)

4- bumuccer (a vegetable)

5- beolmi  (something neaR you)

6- mneey (a countRy)

7- oflo (someone who fails 2 solve it)

Note: Answers will be provided soon.

Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile
Gameover!

1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger

2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.

3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)

with what others think of you.

Don’t accept their definition of you,

But grow into a self definition of your own.!

different dreams and different destinations,

yet we all have the power

to make a new tomorrow.

Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.

give way to the enchanted possibilities of the future.

You are destined for greatness.

Enjoy your journey and remember to have fun.

I let them go.

My destiny is never tied to anybody

who leaves me and it doesn’t mean

that they are bad people,

It just means that their part in my story is over.

—the rest of you—