MODERN DEFINITIONS
SCHOOL: A place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps U Poor all Ur Life, so that U can Die Rich.
MARRIAGE: An Agreement in which a Man Looses his Bachelors Degree & a Woman gains her Masters.
DICTIONAY: A Place where Success comes before Work.
SMILE: A Curve that can set a lot of Things Straight.
DOCTOR: A Person who kills Ur Ills by Pills, & kills U by Bills.
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