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Bail ka bacha hai – EID ja tohfa

Laiq — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:05:08 +0000

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Bail ka bacha hai

EID ka tohfa samjh k rakh lo

Eid tak Bara ho jaye ga

With my 1 heart 2 eyes

Laiq — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:45:37 +0000

With my

1 heart

2 eyes

7 liter blood

206 bones

4.5 million red cells

60 trillion D N A”S…

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI!

Apun wishing you a wonderful

Laiq — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:30:05 +0000

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast n dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

â€œHappy diwaliâ€

5 Steps To A Lovely Morning

Laiq — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:15:59 +0000

5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..

1- Open Your Eyes.

2- Take A Deep Breath.

3- Smile A Bit.

4- Open Your Arms Wide.

5- Say, “Its Too Early.

Lets Sleep Again.”

Us Ki Gum Sum SaadGi Pe Mat Ja

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:00:41 +0000

“Us Ki Gum Sum SaadGi Pe Mat Ja “FÄRÄZ”. . . !!

wO Samundar hA tO Phir Gehra b hO Ga. . . !!

Us ne jaan keh kr pukara

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:00:35 +0000

“Us ne jaan keh kr pukara to larz gai mery dil ki zamin

“Peechy mur k dekha to wo mukhatib kisi aur se tha”

Hamesha MUSKURATE raho

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:00:30 +0000

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Hamesha MUSKURATE raho
*.__.*.__.*.__.* in stars ki trha

ONE Best Book is equal to 100 Good Friends

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:00:26 +0000

…ONE Best Book is equal to 100 Good Friends…

*But

“…ONE Good friend is equal to a Library…”

…SO TAKE GOOD CARE OF FRIENDS…

Love is Most the Beautiful Truth

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:00:22 +0000

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SUBAH BAKHER
“+._.+*”*+._.+”

“Løve”i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life

Never ignør the per$øn whø “Løve$” Yøu

“GØØD MØRÑ¡ÑG”

suneheri batain

Laiq — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:00:19 +0000

//suneheri batain//

1//ALLAH ki zaat per bharosa karne wala kabi nakam nahi hota

2//Kisi ka raaz talash mat karo Agar malom ho jaye to fash na kro

3//musibt parne pr moat ki tamana na karo

4//bure dost tumare sabse bare dushman hain

5//acha dost ALLAH ka tohfa hai

6//kisi ko khush karna naiki hai.

Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen

1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:00:12 +0000

1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya

Admi Kawe Ko Ghar Le Gaya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Kerdia

Kawwa Jaaga tu Bola:Hay ALLAH JAIL HOGAi

lgta hai Driver Mar Gaya..

Be shak Allah ta’ala khubsurat hein

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:00:09 +0000

1. Be shak Allah ta’ala khubsurat hein aur khubsurati ko pasand farmate hein.

2. Be shak koi jan us tak na mare gi jab tak apna rizq pura na kar le.

3. Admi qayamat me un k sath ho ga jin se muhabbat karta he.

4. Tanhai behtar he burey dost se aur naik dost behtar he tanhai se.

5. Achi bat krna behtar he khamoshi se aur khamoshi behtar he buri bat se.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:00:32 +0000

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,

You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.

You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night…..

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:00:08 +0000

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,

Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &

say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

3 DOST ILM ,DOlt , IZT

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:00:50 +0000

3 DOST

ILM ,DOlt , IZT

aik mooka pr jma hwa bicharna lga to

un ka darmyan goftgon kuch is trh hoi.

Dolt= ma ja rhi hon agr moj sa milna chahon

to ameeron ka mahl ma a jana

iLM= agr moj sa milna chahon to aalmon ki kitabon ma a jana

IZT=kamosh rhi kuch na boli us sa swal kya gya to us na jwab dya

afsoos agr aik bar ma chali jaon to waps nhi ati.

5 raton mai dua rad nai ki jati

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:00:32 +0000

5 raton mai dua rad nai ki jati

1-1st Rajab

2-15th Shaban

3-Shab e Juma (jumerat or jumay ki darmiyani shab)

4-Eid ul Fitr or

5-Eid ul Adha ki rat

(Jami ul Sagheer,Hadis3952)

Tapka daala. saaloon ko

Laiq — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:00:29 +0000

A B C D E F G H I - - - - - – - - - - - U V W X Y Z

Dekha !

“I” or “U”

k beech jo bhi aaya,

Tapka daala. saaloon ko :-

A child never seen his hips

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:00:24 +0000

A child never seen his hips.

once his teacher beat him on his Hips,

He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said

“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”

A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:00:21 +0000

A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:

If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”

If Tails, “I ll watch TV”

If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:00:59 +0000

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA,

ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO

KAL DOONDENGE.

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:00:30 +0000

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA,

ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO

KAL DOONDENGE.

Try hard to get what you like

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:00:06 +0000

Today Thought: Try hard to get what you like (or) you will be

forced to like what you get… Keep smiling always it increases your

face value… Good Morning and Have a Terrific day…

A well wisher is not 1 who meets you everyday

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:00:40 +0000

A well wisher is not 1 who meets you everyday

and talks with you everyday.

A well wisher is 1 who may or may not meet you,

but always thinks of you & your happiness.

Ae mere MALIK main gunahgar hoon

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:00:38 +0000

Ae mere RUB

tu REHMAN

tu RAHEEM

tu GHAFOOR

tu RAZZAQ

tu KAREEM

tu QADIR

tu QADEER

tu MUQTADIR

tu GHAFFAR

tu WAHAB

tu NOOR

tu MALIK

tu QADOOS.

Ae mere MALIK main gunahgar hoon

mera bal bal gunahon main doob chuka hai.

main sharminda hoon mujhe PAK kar de maaf farma de.

tu rehmat farma.

mujh pe,

mere maa baap pe,

mere behan bhaiyon pe,

mere doston pe

aur us pe bhi jis ne ye dua likhi

aur jis ne parhi aur jis ne aage bheji

AMEEN.

Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho to subha uth kar

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:00:36 +0000

Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho to subha uth kar

muskurate huwe maa ko dekho us me khuda ki jhalak hogi.

Q k khuda ka 1 Roop maa b he.

Aik deewar pe lika tha

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:00:33 +0000

Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai

Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga

ha ha ha

Thooka ham ne naam kuttay ka aaye ga..

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.

AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:00:31 +0000

AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR

MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT KESE KRON.

PATHAN. SIMPLE ZONG LO OR SUB KEH DO !

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:00:29 +0000

Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:

“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”

sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”

Aishwaria OR Katrina court me case lar rahin thi

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:00:26 +0000

Aishwaria OR Katrina court me case lar rahin thi,

K zyada make up kon krti hai?

Dono hi case har gai OR 1 dosre se pochne lgi

Yar ye sheri Rehman kon hai..

Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:00:24 +0000

Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost

bagerat hn

kaminey hn

chawal hn

bekar hn

lanti hn

Zalel hn

Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha

“Mujhe pata hai”

Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:00:27 +0000

Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz.

I wonder how have you been today… Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine..

Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight!

As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:00:04 +0000

As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise …may GOD open the

Window of heaven to shower you lots of blessings,

…Good Morning…

Apne Behtreen Waqt ko NAMAZ k liye WAQF karo

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:00:22 +0000

Apne Behtreen Waqt ko NAMAZ k liye WAQF karo

kiyon k Tumharay sab kaam tumhari NAMAZ k

bayis QABOOL hoon gay.

Apne dil me koi arman sada rakhna

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:00:19 +0000

Apne dil me koi arman sada rakhna

Dunia ki bheer me apni pehchan sada rakhna

Suna he ache lagte ho jab tum hanste ho

Es liye apne honton per muskan sada rakhna.

Aye Khuda mere abbu salamat rahain

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:00:16 +0000

Apni ammi ko make-up k bagair daikh kar bola Faraz

Aye Khuda mere abbu salamat rahain…

Aey khuda mere abbu salamat rahain….

Apny honton say keh do youn na muskraya karan

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:00:14 +0000

Apny honton say keh do youn na muskraya karan,

Hum bohot gustakh hai chum lia karty hain.

honton ki izzat

Bacha shopkeeper se

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:00:11 +0000

Bacha shopkeeper se: Suji hai ???

Shopkeeper: Han hai !!!

Bacha: To marwayi kyun thi…???

Barey hi afsos ki baat hai

Laiq — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:00:08 +0000

Barey hi afsos ki baat hai

Pora din guzr gaya mgr

Jitna afsos mujy Aj hoa hy

Mai bs bata nhi skta

Aap ne Mujy WISH tak nhi kia!

AAJ

“SMART”people day tha!

Barey Zalim hai tere Gali k bache

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:00:05 +0000

Barey Zalim hai tere Gali k bache Faraz!

Kutta peche laga ke kehte hai,

Race sanson ki Race dharkhan ki.:

Barish k liye ye dua 3 bar parh kar

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:00:02 +0000

Barish k liye ye dua 3 bar parh kar age forward kr dein.

{ALLAHUMMA AGHISNA}

(Ae Allah hum par rehmat ki barish barsa)

Aameen

No matter the sky is black or blue

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:00:25 +0000

No matter the sky is black or blue,

No matter there”s stars or moon,

As long as your heart is true,

sweet dreams will always be with you.

Good Night.

All mornings are like Paintings

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:00:48 +0000

All mornings are like Paintings:-

You need a little inspiration to get going,

A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who

Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..

Bas Bohat Ho Chuka

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:00:47 +0000

Bas Bohat Ho Chuka!

Apko Bura lage to sorry,

magar main ney b neechey Saaf Saaf likh dia hai…

“SAAF SAAF”

Best Cosmetic

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:00:45 +0000

Best Cosmetic…!

4 Lips is Darood-e-Pak

4 Voice is Tilavate Quran

4 Eyes is Haya

4 Face,is Wazu,

4 Hand is Charity’

4 Heart is Fear of ALLAH.

Its a beauty tips.

The best cosmetic for life

Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:00:42 +0000

BOY:

Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.

Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.

GIRL:

Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,

te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi

Garmi Ka Zor Din Ba Din Bharta ja Raha He

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:00:38 +0000

Dear:=

Ap se Request

Ke Jati He K !

Garmi Ka Zor Din Ba Din Bharta ja Raha He.

Prindy Piayas Sy Martey ja Rahy Hen.

Aap B Bohat sary Parindon Ki jan Bacha Skty Hen.

Krna Sirf Ye Hai K Apni Chatt Py Kisi Brtan

Mein Pani Rakh Diya kry.

Pr DeikhenALLAH-PAK ap K is Amal Ka Kitna Ajar Dyta Hai.

Different answers of people

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:00:35 +0000

Different answers of people of different conditions after accidents.

American:

Sorry man

Indian:

Dekh k bheya

British:

Its ok

German:

Wow

Pakstani:

O kise Annhi deya…

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C

Laiq — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:00:14 +0000

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C

Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe

Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu

Laiq — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:00:13 +0000

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,

teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,

Message likhde likhde space muki,

assi overwrite alloweed la dita,

yaara mereya message reply karin,

assi apna farz nibha dita!!

What”s difference between man & Superman

Laiq — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:00:10 +0000

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser

& superman wears it over the trouser.