before someone helps you
Good thoughts: Kill the tension before tension kills you. Reach your goal before goal kicks you. Help everyone before someone helps you. Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor? [...]
saari mehnat zaya ho jaati
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha. Beta: ye tou acha hua dady me ne pura sal nai parha warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.
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proper time to speak
Two things indicate weakness One to be silent when it is the proper time to speak. Second to speak when it is the proper time to be silent.
english wonder – it spells the same
English Wonder These Words Have Something In Common. Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven Could You Identify ? In each of the words listed, Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards. It spells the same.
scared of being loved
Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella. Some say they love the sun but when the sun shines, they search for shade. Some say they love the wind but when it’s windy, they close their windows. That’s why, I am scared, when someone says : “I love U”
really convincing lie
If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth.
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