confused about accounts
A Banker, confused about accounts, asks his lady secretary: If I give you $3million deducting 17%, how much would you take off? Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.
faster than mind
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than mind. & Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue!
wants to change the world
Everyone wants to change the world but is not willing to change himself.
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yaad karta hun jab b doston ko
Yaad karta hun jab b doston ko. Yaadon se dil bhar ata hai. Kabhi saath betha karte thay sab. Aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai. “MISS U All FRIENDS”
tum kitni haseen ho
Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki: choro na. Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki :choro na tum bhi. Larka: itni dair se chorr hi to raha hoon.
sardar in police station
Sardar police station aya or bola: Mujhe arrest karlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay Police: Wo mar gai kya.? sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai. Hun meri khair nai.
Insaan Janwar or Frishta
Janwar Mein Aqal Or Frishte Mein Khawahish Nahi Hoti. Magar Insan Mein Dono Hoti Hein Agar Wo Aqal Ko Dabaly To Janwar, Agar Khwahish Ko Dabaly To Frishta.
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