Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
3 new girl friends.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
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You are the sun in my day
You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.
Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain
Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hain Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
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