A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
Baap, izzat se idhar aa!
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho to. Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
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Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay
Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho…. . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p
Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
A boy came running in the kitchen
A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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