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Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

By Ali on December 4, 2009

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

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Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay

By Ali on December 4, 2009

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p

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Lecture on Sun

By Ali on December 4, 2009

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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A boy came running in the kitchen

By Ali on November 12, 2009

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

By Ali on November 12, 2009

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

By Ali on November 12, 2009

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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3 new girl friends.

By Ali on November 12, 2009

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

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