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Jaha raha hai mera SMS

Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega…

Originally posted 2008-06-13 09:38:50.


If I could swim, I d come out there and kick your butt!

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.
She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing?” It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name.
If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

Originally posted 2008-06-12 18:52:38.


It takes 15 trees to

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Originally posted 2008-06-12 17:59:39.


Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Originally posted 2008-06-12 17:59:03.


EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Originally posted 2008-06-12 17:57:51.


Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Originally posted 2008-06-12 17:55:43.


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Originally posted 2008-06-12 17:55:12.


Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Its just another day,
but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Originally posted 2008-06-10 15:44:12.


May all your days be

May all your days be filled with memories and flowers,
friendship and happy hours.

Originally posted 2008-06-10 15:43:44.

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