Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,
marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,
god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper
bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki,
Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua,
Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai,
Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai…Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.