Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don,t worry about it,” says Santa.
“We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
“Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.